I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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