this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
