Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
