About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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