I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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