the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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