theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
it glows. i had to have it.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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