I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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