Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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