I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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