I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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