Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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