is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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