Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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