i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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