I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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