I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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