i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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