I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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