Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i out mim tonsoeep
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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