Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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