I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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