it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she smelled like a LAN party
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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