Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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