i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
