Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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