I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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