If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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