I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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