Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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