On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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