if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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