I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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