As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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