Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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