ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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