Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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