So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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