You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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