ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
