I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I need a burrito and a hug.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
