then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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