worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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