Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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