So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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