do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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