school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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