shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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