nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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