This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
