Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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