As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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